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Funny Good Morning Wishes, Messages & Quotes

“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.” - Jim Davis

You’re definitely not the kind of person who wakes up early in the morning and sends a good morning text to a friend. So, I’m the one who’s playing the role. Good morning!

Since you’re not a cup of coffee, why should I wake up early?

Wishing you a refreshing cup of coffee and a very short Monday! Good morning!

Every morning is a blessing only if you don’t have an alarm clock by your bed. With an alarm clock, it’s a curse. Good morning!

The morning sun is calling me. I just decided to answer another day. Good morning!

“My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.” - Unknown

Sending a good morning message to someone who will wake up at noon and see this text in the afternoon. Hoping to receive a reply from you at night!

I woke up to send you a good morning text and now I’m planning to go back to bed again. I hope you’ll wake me up with a reply. Good morning!

You are annoying like the alarm clock. But at least I have someone to yell at when I wake up in the morning. Good morning dear!

“Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day.” - Phil Dunphy

Good morning and thank you for one more day of knowing me to the core but still not leaving me. You’re a good friend indeed!

Love is blind until I wake up and see your face in the morning!

I was thinking of borrowing a kiss from you this morning. Will you give one to me? I have no problem returning it with huge interest! Good morning!

Your good morning text is my motivation to start every day. Don’t ever forget to text me in the morning unless you want to have a bad day! Good morning!

Your good morning text is my motivation to start every day. Don’t ever forget to text me in the morning unless you want to have a bad day! Good morning!

Good morning, dear. I know you have so many goals to start the day with. Rising early is not one of them.

“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.” - Mickey Nice

I love to kiss you on the lips early in the morning but darling, you really need to brush your teeth at first. Good morning!

A friend is someone who you think of right when you wake up. Yes, I was thinking of you and wondering if you were alive or not. Good morning!

I can’t tell you how much I love to stay in my bed and keep texting you but the alarm clock is yelling so loud and a mug of coffee is waiting for me. Good morning!

The saddest part of the morning is waking up realizing it's not a holiday. Gonna spend the whole day with the same old routine. Good morning!

“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” - Robert Frost

Sleeping is perhaps the only activity in which you can easily outperform me because it takes no effort, no talent, and no practice. Good morning dear friend!

Your good morning text and a cup of coffee make a perfect combination of happiness in the morning! Good morning sweetheart!

It was a dream where you and I were spending some time together. Then the alarm clock interfered, and thank God for saving me!

“Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.” - Ray Bradbury

Good Morning! Please wake up and be thankful for a husband like me!

Good morning to you. Good luck with trying to find a good mood today!

Good morning. Have a cup of coffee and start your engines because it’s still a long way before you reach the weekend.

“You have a message: wake up you lazy”.

“You have a message: wake up you lazy”.

I was the richest person in the world, and then it happened. The alarm bell rang. Good morning!

Have a good cup of coffee and get your engine started because you’re going to have one more stressful day before its weekend! Good morning!

Good morning dear. Let’s welcome one more day in our life in which we try our best to put up with each other. Best wishes to you!

“When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.” - Crystal Woods

Before I met you, I never thought procrastination can be infectious. Good morning and good luck for one more day full of lying in the bed and texting each other.

I heard you’re having a tough time with your alarm clock. It happens when you’re having an affair with your bed. Good morning mate!

Don’t make me rise so early by sending good morning texts. I want to dream more about you and me.

Your kiss is my most favorite thing in the morning, besides your hug. Am I getting them today or not? Good morning sweetheart!

Sending you a good morning message in the wake of the day and hoping it’s not the only GOOD you see today.

“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.” - Tony Smite

Good morning. Start the day with a fart just like any other day!

“Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield.” - Catherynne Valente

Good luck to your waking up at the noon, reading this good morning text on your phone, and then going back to sleep again thinking it’s still early in the morning.

You really need to learn how to wake up early and make a fragrant cup of coffee for your boyfriend. Good morning!

Good morning dear friend. You’re alive and well, what an unpleasant surprise!

Good morning dear friend. You’re alive and well, what an unpleasant surprise!

Wake up and be thankful because I’m your friend. Because you’ll never have a better friend than me. Good morning!

You’re a charming prince in my dreams but a nightmare in my mornings. That’s why I love to sleep so much. Good morning!

I was trying to write a very romantic good morning text for you. But then I woke up and realized that I’m not a poet.

“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.” - Punit Ghadge

Smile right when you wake up because soon enough, you’ll realize it’s not a weekend yet. Good morning!

Wake up and welcome one more unproductive, leisurely day that comes with nothing for you but leaves with a promise of another similar one.

“Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.” - Ursula Le Guin

Wishing you good morning right at the beginning of another stressful day.

Life is full of stress and troubles. If you want to have a good day, don’t get off your bed. Keep sleeping until you die and stop life happening to you!

“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” - Glen Cook

“I was gonna take over the world this morning but I overslept. Postponed. Again.” - Suburban Men

I was about to say ‘shut up and go to sleep’ to all the early risers, but it's not socially acceptable. So, good morning!

Good morning! If you think you didn’t have enough sleep last night, don’t worry, you still have your chance to take some mid-day naps later.

“There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning’!” - Fulton J. Sheen

Good morning to the one who just earned one more day to have the privilege of spending time with me. I love you.

Good morning to the one who just earned one more day to have the privilege of spending time with me. I love you.

“Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.” - Robert Orben

Always harbor positivity in your mind because you will never find it in the real world. Good morning. Have a great day!

If the world was kind to me, it would have slept like an Olympic discipline. Good morning to everyone living in this cruel, unjust world.

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